A year or so after the disaster that was Tanacon, the controversial vlogging sensation has scored herself an MTV show. Tana Turns 21 will follow the online star and her insane life.
There is sure to be a lot about her relationship with fellow Youtuber Jake Paul, whom she recently became engaged to. Yeah she got a car and a future husband for her 21st birthday and I think all I got was alcohol poisoning and my boyfriend dumping me? Plots about her friendships, and maybe some cameos of ex-gf Bella Thorne and rapper BFF Elijah Daniel?
Will you be watching? Tana Turns 21 premieres tonight on MTV.
If we’re talking about rappers that people are sleeping on then Ashley All Day is in the top 3, or my top 3 at least. The Bay rapper has been working hard on this new music and posting some serious teasers on her social media but it’s finally here. The latest from the (sort of) new mom includes collabs with Lil Debbie and Bella Thorne.
Sorry if you haven’t been able to reach me because I’ve been cooped up watching all the spooky things. This week’s pick isn’t as scary as it is just f*cked up and gory.
SINopsis
GENRE:Satanic gore/Slasher
I don’t think I ever remember my babysitter when I was growing up being hot or fun but maybe the 90’s were a different time for babysitter looks. Anyway, things are different for our small protagonist Cole who discovers his hot and cool babysitter is part of a cult. After witnessing the sacrifice of a teen, Cole must escape his house before he is next on the chopping block (get it? chopping block? murder?). On the roster of cast members is Filthy Fangs record label founder and former Disney Channel star Bella Thorne, some dude from Vine, and Robbie Amell. Given Amell is in the film lets take a minute to reflect on how this 30-year-old man keeps getting roles as teenagers yeah? But he’s Canadian so he gets a pass from me, a bias pass but a pass none the less.
Review
Although this film was clearly made for the late 90’s, and early 2000’s babies, and of course this generations version of a straight to DVD when it was sent straight to Netflix, I still think it’s a lot of fun. There were plot turns I didn’t really see coming and I’m still unsure if this helped or hurt the movie but the nature of film is entertainment and gosh damn it I was entertained.
Youtube and Instagram megastar Tana Mongeau is practically a household name and isn’t even 21 yet. If you watch her Instastories and don’t want to rage with her and BFF Bella Throne then you can fight me.
With Vidcon, the infamous creators convention, dropping insane ticket/pass prices (upwards of SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS U.S), the ‘W’ artist created her own convention with ‘Tanacon”. Some of the featured folk include Shane Dawson, The Gabby Show, Rickey Thompson, Lil Phag, and Bella Thorne. Tickets started at $0 and the line up is BANANAS with newly featured creators added often. The event runs from June 22nd to June 23rd at the Anaheim Marriot Suits – Garden Grove.
Bella Thorne is really who I need to be partying with tbh, I know my US fam is busy stuffing their faces with turkey and whatnot but the rest of the world is just happy today is Friday.
Fun fact: Borgore once tried to help me name my cat on Twitter
Bella Thorne is a wild-child and honestly I’m down with (most) of her antics. I naturally assumed I would hate her music, and I’m not even sure why but the former Disney star released her latest musical endeavor with Prince Fox last week AND I AM FEELING IT.
Maybe it’s because she’s only 19 and already way cooler and successful than I can ever anticipate to be. I DON’T KNOW OKAY.
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Rumours have been a-flyin’ this week with reports that 19 year old Bella Thorne who like Taylor Swift has gotten a bit of a bad rep when it comes to her dating life, is now dating 33 year old “Lord” Scott Disick. The two have been seen, sorry that I am 100 but, canoodling and sources say its just a spot of fun for the two. While I imagine Khloe Kardashian is all for Scott moving on as she has never been a fan of her sister Kourtney the mother of Scott’s 3 children) and Disick being together I’m not sure I’m here for the couple either.
In the past Thorne has been linked to Charlie Puth, Gregg Sulkin, and my future husband Tyler Posey. Whereas Disick spends his time with Kardashians, and models. Who know? Maybe the two are a good fit but if they are just having fun, or serious who cares it’s not your life? (I care I care about this kinda sh*t)
