#FitnessFriday: Eggplants, Not Just A D*ck Emoji

Eggplant parm is a Godsend and if you disagree you are probably insane fyi. Image result for eggplantThe vegetable is not only this generation’s imagery for d*cks but it is also insanely good for you. So next time you text that side piece with an eggplant emoji hit her up with the facts:
Eggplant is a fantastic source of dietary fiber,vitamin B1 and copper. It is a good source of manganese, vitamin B6, niacin, potassium, folate and vitamin K. It also contains phytonutrients such as nasunin and chlorogenic acid.

Miles Teller Arrested Sunday Morning

My poor baby may have gotten a little too drunk this weekend in San Diego…

According to TMZ:

Miles Teller was arrested early Sunday morning after he was literally falling down drunk and refusing to cooperate with cops … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Teller was partying with a group of guys in San Diego when an officer noticed the actor was having trouble standing on the sidewalk. We’re told the cop walked up to Miles and started questioning him, but he quickly became uncooperative.

Our sources say that’s when Teller lost his balance and almost fell into a traffic lane. The cop cuffed him, and Miles had trouble standing in one spot.

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Now the turning point. San Diego offers a detox program where cops will take someone who is drunk to a center run by volunteers. The center has cots where someone can stay for 4 hours and sleep it off. The cop offered to take Miles there but we’re told he refused.

At that point Miles could have been arrested, but cops still took him to the detox center … hoping he’d cooperate. That didn’t happen. We’re told he refused to follow directions so the staff rejected him.

At that point, Miles was arrested for being drunk in public … a misdemeanor. He was in jail for around 4 hours and he was released without bail.

Miles’ rep had no comment.

I Don’t Have A Father’s Day: What I Learned In The 3 Months Since My Dad Passed Away

Sad headline huh? Don’t worry I promise to have a more pop-culture/silly post for Father’s Day later today, I gotchu fam. Prepare for some feels…

A little over three months ago my entire life changed when my dad’s life ended suddenly. Pops had been sick, he had really been sick since I was about 14 and his doctor informed my he wouldn’t even make it to my high school graduation. With 12+ years of never knowing if he would get better or worse I thought I was prepared for the day he left me.

I was not.

Not even a little bit.

As I walked into my house it was filled with emergency team members, police, and family. My first focus was to make sure everyone else was okay, I consoled everyone else before confronting my whole feelings. After that I just felt empty, I would just sit there with a hole in my heart mumbling “I don’t know what to do”. See, my dad was my best friend, we were very codependent on one another.

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You then have about 4 minutes to try to process it all before the coroner comes over to ask you a million questions about the deceased’s health, and then with no transition whatsoever how and where they will be buried. Without the insane support system I had with my that night I would not have stuck around, fight or flight you know? I did not sleep, eating was not an option either. The majority of the first few days following that was funeral arrangements, calls informing family members/friends of what happened and a lot of people talking about you and your well being as if you are not even there. I took a little under a week off of work to try to get my life together again. That empty feeling still lingered. I didn’t want to see anyone, or post anything on social media that made it seem like I wasn’t still mourning, I was afraid I would look like an awful person for taking a minute of distracting behavior. There are a lot of things I was afraid to do; listening to music was high on the list, seeing my friends for fear of that look in their eye of how bad they felt for me, I felt pathetic. I guess I’m still afraid of that look in my friend’s eyes.

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Going back to work was needed to feel a sense of normalcy and accomplishment. I needed to focus on myself, but continued to console others. Within the next two months I was forced to deal with my first birthday without my dad, Easter, and had to learn to stop making two portions of dinner because he would not be around to eat it. I didn’t believe anyone when they said that eventually the things that reminded me of him that made me sad at first would become happy memories. They really do, I swear. For example I no longer cry when I see a can of Coke Zero (#notsponsored). His birthday was hard, I still feel this gripping sense that he was taken from my and that it’s unfair he didn’t get to cheat and eat cake that day while I horribly sang happy birthday to him. And although I’m continuously told “he’s in a better place” I still think a better place would be with me. I’m told that I don’t talk about it enough, here you go.

The empty feeling is still around, and nothing will fill that hole but I’m learning to accept that. Today is hard, today is a day to appreciate the father figure you have in your life, I spent every day of my life appreciating my dad. He was my biggest fan, I wanted to make movies, he asked when he could see them. He drove me to set every single time, posted on Facebook whenever I had a project I wanted pumped up. He was always proud of me, and the unconditional love that man had was unfathomable. I’ll pour one out for the homie today, and miss him every day.

So ultimately what have I learned in these last three months, I mean that IS the headline. I’ve learned a few things:

– I’ll never stop missing him, but there are moments of pure bliss in life that I must embrace to survive.

– I was so, sooo lucky to have such an amazing dad (but I think I already knew that)

– That empty feeling is never going to go away, and no amount of drinking, food, or devious behavior can ever fill it.

– Support systems are everything

– My humour remains cynical

It’ll be okay one day, maybe.

Now back to your regularly scheduled pop culture nonsense.

MTV XXX: The Challenge Season 30 First Look

The Challenge gods have blessed us in 2017 with 2 seasons and a mini series taking over MTV. The latest season, and the 30th in the franchise hits MTV July 18th and it is set to be the direst season yet. The cast is stacked with vets, rookies, snakes, and wildcards with a ONE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE. Series favourites like Derrick, and Victoria are returning along with my girl Jemmye. You can expect the challenges to be harder, the drama to be better, the AYTO cast members to be way too cocky, and Johnny Bananas to make some cheesy toast.  Is it July 18th yet?

#FitnessFriday: Get The Perfect Form With Hollywood Fitness Legend Ashley Borden

Ashley Borden is a fitness and lifestyle consultant to some of Hollywood’s most recognizable faces and world-class athletes. Her unique approach to fitness can be attributed to having tackled her own personal struggles, transforming them into a positive philosophy and dynamic training program – making her one of the most sought-after experts in her field.

EDM Bros, EDM Butts, And A Fire Breathing Dragon: Lit Things From Ever After Music Festival

belFun fact: (yeah I’m gonna go ahead and start this off with a fun fact) Kitchener Ontario was  the first municipality in Canada to introduce the blue box recycling system (BBRS) in 1983.

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With 2 years on their belt Ever After Festival took over Kitchener, Ontario again this past weekend so let’s talk about some of the cool sh*t that went down:

THE MUSIC

BASS FOR DAYS that includes Exision, Zedd’s Dead,  French Montana, Bass Nectar, Eptic, and NGHTMARE (who’s brother was rumored to be in attendance and took a few photos with fans) just to to name a few. I was pleased to see DJs I remember waiting in line to see as a teen hit a main stage in my adult life.Image result for french montana

THE VIBE:

Save your mocking, the vibe was great. I was expecting a far more aggressive vibe given the general fan base (bros, I see you.) of the genres lined up. Your vibe attracts your tribe maaaannnnnnnnn and this was a spot filled with happy people who just wanted to dance and eat pizza cones. These are my kind of people.

MIDWAY RIDES:

Yo gurl LOVES the Tilt-A-Whirl, and there are at least 2 South African carnies from the CNE who can vouch for that. I’m also certain that a ferris wheel at a music festival is a staple attraction.

A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON SOUND STAGE:

After making it’s debut at Hyperborea in May, Heavy Meta brought all the sound,fire,and attractive humans you could ask for.  “This should be the main stage” said a festival attendee. I concur that French Montana should have had his set from a dragon, we all thought it I just had  the guts to type it ya know?

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#PEACHEMOJI:

Sisqo could have made a comeback this weekend because the most popular item of clothing at Ever After Festival seemed to be thongs. Seriously. BOOTY EVERYWHERE. Pants, skirts, and shorts skipped entirely. This is of course not a new trend at EDM festivals but it was certainly the male romper of Ever After.

INFLATABLE GAMES:

Ever play 3D inflatable Twister? Yeah I sure had not either until this past weekend. Luckily Chad (which is the fictional name of the gentleman running that game) as able to toss out some directions sans spin board. Harmless activities such as these are great for festivals, they keep attendees engaged and provide them with ample Instagram content. Isn’t that what life is all about?

CHILL ZONE:

Giant inflatable mushrooms, seats, and relaxation areas; if those were somehow not enough there was also an oxygen bar on site.

Did you hit up Ever After Festival? Did I miss something cool? I am obviously bias in believing the dragon was the coolest thing there. Let me know in the comment section below or yell it at the me the next time you see me. Super special thank you to Simon Plashkes for the pictures for this post.

 

 

#FitnessFriday: Kiwi Coconut Chia Popsicles

I’m more than ready to ditch jackets, and pants for shorts and patio drinks on the regular BECAUSE LADIES AND GENTS AND ALL THAT IS IN BETWEEN SUMMER IS ON ITS WAY!
No more excuses about not going for a run because the weather is bad, but this does put those of us that love sweet icy treats in a bit of a bind. I will never hear the ice-cream truck song and not want some sort of cold treat from it. I think it is human nature or that’s my excuse at least? Upon my hunt for smoothie Popsicle recipes I found this gem from The Little Epicurean. Now the canned coconut milk is not healthy, I will not lie, but you can switch it out for some organic coconut milk! Chia seeds are a concentrated food containing healthy omega-3 fatty acids, carbohydrates, protein, fiber, antioxidants, and calcium. … One ounce (about 2 tablespoons) contains 139 calories, 4 grams of protein, 9 grams fat, 12 grams carbohydrates and 11 grams of fiber, plus vitamins and minerals. Whereas the kiwi are a high source of vitamin c, and folate and one of my favourite tracks off Harry Styles’ new album.

What You Need:

  • 1 3/4 cups canned coconut milk
  • 3/4 cup soy milk (or any milk alternative)
  • 1/4 cup + 1 Tbsp chia seeds Image result for Kiwi Coconut Chia Popsicles
  • 1/2 Tbsp agave syrup, or more to your liking
  • 3 kiwis, peeled and sliced
  • A Popsicle mold tray (available on Amazon or literally any dollar store ever)

Directions:

  1. Stir together coconut milk, soy milk, chia seeds, and agave syrup. If desired, add additional sweetened to taste.
  2. Place sliced kiwis in popsicle molds. Use chopsticks or the back of a spoon to press kiwi to the sides of the mold.
  3. Gently pour liquid mixture into popsicle molds. Insert wooden popsicle sicks. Freeze for at least 4 hours until popsicles are solid.

#TBT: Aaliyah Still Slays

The late Aaliyah was one of the princesses of r ‘n’ b in the late 90s and early 2000’s until she was tragically killed in a plane crash.  This is hands down one of my favourite tracks from her, so let’s take it backkkkkkkkkk:

#MusicMonday: Hear The Latest From Noah Cyrus With: ‘I’m Stuck’

In terms of Miley’s little sister and her music I was super into her first track ‘Cry‘ then when she dropped Stay Together I wanted to like it, LORD I HAVE TRIED, but maybe I’m just too old to appreciate it’s rebellious tone? Cyrus hit us with a new song just 4 days ago and it’s already pretty catchy, it does however feel like a theme song for a Netflix show, listen and comment y’aaaallll:

 

#TBT: Jared Leto Was Once Emo Trash And Not The Joker

The Jared Leto I grew to have a big ‘ol 13 year old me crush on was emo as all heck, and it was glorious. I may or may not have met him at Much Music one day and was way too excited. I waited in line again months later at Warped Tour to meet him again, also way too excited. Then I became and adult and heard all the awful accusations about how he treats women and I was little less excited. But, music can take us back and I’m ready to feel 13 again just for a few minutes.

Are You Here For Bella Thorne And Scott Disick?

Rumours have been a-flyin’ this week with reports that 19 year old Bella Thorne who like Taylor Swift has gotten a bit of a bad rep when it comes to her dating life, is now dating 33 year old “Lord” Scott Disick.  Image result for bella thorne scott disickThe two have been seen, sorry that I am 100 but, canoodling and sources say its just a spot of fun for the two. While I imagine Khloe Kardashian is all for Scott moving on as she has never been a fan of her sister Kourtney the mother of Scott’s 3 children) and Disick being together I’m not sure I’m here for the couple either.

In the past Thorne has been linked to Charlie Puth, Gregg Sulkin, and my future husband Tyler Posey. Whereas Disick spends his time with Kardashians, and models. Who know? Maybe the two are a good fit but if they are just having fun, or serious who cares it’s not your life? (I care I care about this kinda sh*t)

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Manchester Area Explosion: Attack At An Ariana Grande Concert In The UK Kills Over 15 People

Heartbreaking, absolutely heartbreaking as stories arose following an attack at an Ariana Grande concert last night during her Manchester stop of her Danger Woman Tour.

According to The Mirror:

“There are unconfirmed reports that people have suffered “shrapnel type injuries” in the incident at the 21,000-capacity arena tonight – as local hospitals reported they were expecting “mass casualties.”

If it is confirmed as a terror attack it will be the deadliest on UK soil since the 7/7 attacks in 2005.”

An image for a “Pray For Manchester” Ariana ribbon has begun circulating; I was at the Toronto stop in March for the DWT,  the majority of attendees were children and it it sickening to think that anyone would want to do this, let alone to children. Sources has confirmed at least 19 deaths at this point. Manchester stood together last night as residents opened their homes to stranded families and children , taxi drivers offered free rides, and the Holiday Inn held 200+ parentless children. While the motive for the attack has yet to be determined Twitter is speculating that a 23yr old has been arrested in suspicion.

It goes without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway, but my heart is with Manchester,the affected families, Ariana Grande and everyone involved in The Dangerous Woman Tour.

#FitnessFriday: What’s So Great About Kale?

Super foods, green smoothies, kale in EVERYTHING are all a part of the millennial let’s get healthy and take gym-selfies lifestyle. But have you ever taken the time to find out what exactly is so healthy about kale? It by no means has a great taste, and if you try to say it does you are lying to yourself. It is however good FOR you as it is an excellent source of vitamin K, vitamin C, vitamin A, manganese, and copper; a very good source of vitamin B6, fiber, calcium, potassium, vitamin E, and vitamin B2; and a good source of iron, magnesium vitamin B1, omega-3 fats, phosphorus, protein, folate, and vitamin B3.

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Basically kale is very high in nutrients and very low in calories, making it one of the most nutrient dense foods on the planet.

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MTV’s The Challenge Spin Off Premieres Tonight, Watch A Sneak Peek

I’ll admit I was a little concerned I wouldn’t be into the idea of another “Champs vs other people” at first. Because let’s face it this seems like a webseries based off of Invasion, but this is a true opportunity for the The Challenge vets to show that they have SKILL. The MTV alumni will go against real athletes in this spin off mini series. Image result for the challenge champs vs pros The show premieres tonight at 9pm following The Challenge: Invasion reunion and features recent underdog turned champ Ashley. Competing with Ashley will be Johnny Bananas,Cara,Camila,Wes, CT, and a few other Challenge favs. Can these champs stack up again WNBA athletes? Olympic champs? Better yet can Victor Cruz stack up to our boy T.J Lavin?!

Check out this sneak peek of whats to come:

#TMITuesday: 10 Questions With MTV’s Are You The One 3 Star Kayla Brackett

Okay so as much as I adored season 5 they really screwed up and lost ALL THE MONEY as the latest batch of sh*tty daters hit the screen for Are You The One. Season 3 however did not have this issue and this week’s feature was there to witness that first hand.  Kayla, who made her mark as a ‘party girl’ and I chat about love, The Challenge,plus we learn some new stuff about her in this all new interview.

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1. What have you been up to since we last saw you on MTV

I’ve been really happy. I found an awesome guy, Mark. I’m finally more relaxed knowing I can trust someone. image4After the show I dated this guy coincidentally named Mark as well. He really brought me down a bad path with drugs and partying… (which I’ll get into a little more below)  I always attracted assholes..So going from all these “womanizers” (including Connor from AYTO 3) to a true gentleman couldn’t feel more rewarding.

Now that  I’m no longer searching for a future hubby I’ve been really focusing on my career.  I opened a new dance studio in CT. I feel super focused and excited to see what this new journey will bring. I’ve been dancing since I was 2 so I’m following the whole “do what you love” motto. Which has been totally awesome. I live in Florida part time now and hoping to open another studio there in Del Ray or Boca Raton Florida.

2. The latest cast of Are You The One is the first in history not to win any money, where do you think they went wrong?

That totally sucks for them and it’s kind of embarrassing to be the only season in AYTO a history to leave without love and money. The most sufficient way to win is to follow your heart and look for what you need verse what you want. So obviously season 5 wasn’t doing that. Everyone who goes on ‘Are You the One’ has one thing in common- We SUCK at relationships.. thats why it’s sooo important to step out of your comfort zone. People get so caught up in the physical that they don’t realize their perfect match is standing right in front of them.

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3. Since today is #TMITuesday can you tell the readers something about you that they may not already know?

My childhood nick name was Lala because as my mother always said I lived in “lala land”. Something’s never change. There is nothing routine about me because I’m super spontaneous. I can be anywhere on the map at any giving moment. I rarely think about the future so live in the moment because tomorrow isn’t promised. 
 -Most people don’t know that I am super sensitive. I might be crazy and have a serious Italian temper at times but that’s just because I’m extremely  passionate and tend to care too much. 
-Being called weird is a compliment to me. 
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-Little things in life make me happier than the big things. For example a song or a smell that brings me back to a memory can completely make or break my day. 
– I’m a super needy person if my boyfriend isn’t constantly giving me attention then I’m giving you an attitude. Clearly not my best quality lol 
– I’m a total jokester I love to pull pranks on people any chance I get. I actually started a prank war on the AYTO house that got so out of control that the point producers had to shut the “prank wars operation” down. They took all our eggs away from us for a week. Prank wars totally back fired on me. I thought I was putting garlic in what I thought was devins tooth paste  and accidentally put it in hunters (who wanted no part of prank wars) he called the producers and threatened to burn the house down lmao I also put relish in what I thought was mikes body wash and it turned out to be Austin’s. But Austin is the best and didn’t freak. 
– after the show I dated this kid Mark who was a total nightmare. He brought me down a terrible path doing many drugs and drinking too much. I can’t believe I let someone influence my life like that. I was always a party girl but never to that extent. Many days I wanted to wake up and dig myself out of that whole I was in but I was afraid of loosing mark. I finally one day got the strength to leave him and it turned out to be the best decision of my life. Now that I am in a healthy state of mind I can’t believe I was wrapped into that life style for almost two years. That’s why today I am a big advocate for bettering yourself.  Everyday you have an opportunity to bounce back ( as big Sean would say it)

4. You were once described on MTV as a party girl, what key elements make for the PERFECT party?

I’m not as big of a party girl as I once was however I still enjoy a good time. 

-Booze is clearly the #1 element to a dope party. If there’s not at least 1 thing you regret then there’s nothing funny to talk about with your besties in the morning. 
-Music is another important part to a killer party. You need to have the crowd dancing which always puts a smile on people’s faces. Some of the best nights are dancing around  like fools with your girl friends to good music.

5. Okay, loaded Mike question here: Mike Crescenzo of your season is the first AYTO cast member to appear on MTV’s The Real World, a show in which he also made an early exit from for bad behavior. Do you think Mike was better suited for AYTO or The Real World? Do you think you would have been a better pick for The Real World?

 I love Mike,I think mike was definitely better suited for The Real World. I personally think he wasn’t and still isn’t  ready to settle down with anyone. I think I would have been better for Real World too since I wasn’t listening to the producers on following my heart.
I am hard headed. I think real world is more my speed with partying, having fun and stirring  up drama… That’s what I’m good at since I’m a diva.

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6. Your perfect match Zak went on to continue to be with Hannah, what are you thoughts on #ZANNAH ?

Zannah at first made me upset because I really wanted to get to know my perfect match. I was confirmed a perfect match with zak the last episode giving us no honey moon suit time to get to know each other.  I really love Hannah she’s a great girl and I adore zak. I would never wish anything but the best for them.  I am super happy for them and  I am happy that they were able to leave the AYTO house with love and money. Everything happens for a reason I wouldn’t have met the amazing man I am with now if it wasn’t for the sequence of events that my life had in store for me. 

7. Do you keep in touch with any of your former cast mates?

I do keep in touch with my former cast mates. I talk to Dev, Stacey and Amanda the most. Everyone talks once in a while. We all went through a very crazy experience together so no matter what we will always have a special bond that will never fade. We’re like a little family.

8. On that note, have you kept up with them on The Challenge? Were you rooting for anyone in particular? Image result for kayla brackett are you the one 3

Always rooting for Amanda! She’s a bad bitch I love it. I also really liked Dev and Chey as partners I was rooting for them the whole time

9. What would you say is your ‘theme song’?

My most recent theme song is “sexual” by Neiked because I’m always feelin’ sexual. I always like to look and dress sexy. That song makes me so happy.


10. What’s next for you Kayla?

Hopefully being on one of the upcoming challenges I’ve been dying to be picked. I would also like to settle down get married and have kids. But then again I’m all over the place and might have another idea of what’s next for myself by tomorrow.

You can watch Kayla’s season of Are You The One now on MTV’s website, and be sure to check out my site for weekly posts and alllll that JAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!

Microblading, Major Results: Meet Toronto’s The Good Geisha

NOT YOUR TYPICAL FACE TATTOO

Let’s face it! Makeup smears and smudges look terrible (admit it.)

Nowadays, a lot of women want big beauty eyebrows, but don’t want the hassle of applying loads of makeup for thicker and fuller brows every-single-day. Because let’s face it, we all went tweezer happy in the early 2000’s. That is why two Toronto women decided to open a new niche beauty biz 100% dedicated to cosmetic tattooing! They call it The Good Geisha, Toronto’s FIRST premium cosmetic tattoo shop. The Good Geisha are leading the mircoblading movement in the GTA.  They have already been featured in Flare Magazine, The Toronto Star & The Marilyn Denis Show.

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Okay but seriously WTF is Microblading?

MICROBLADING is a short-term cosmetic tattoo for the eyebrows. Madonna just had hers done.

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Okay but let’s talk The Good Geisha, who opened their first shop in Kensington Market, in Toronto. Responding to the growing demand of mircoblading, they also recently opened a second location at The Pacific Mall. We live in a digital age so I KNOW you want to see a short video about the shop: Click Here. Even Style Democracy rated them one of the top beauty salons in Toronto.

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MEET THE GOOD GEISHA OF CHINATOWN

Amber Gotzmeister is our resident Colour Correction Expert, Creative and Educational Director, Senior Instructor and the Co-owner of The Good Geisha. She started in the medical camouflaging makeup industry in 2005 teaching her clients how to cover their scars and birthmarks with makeup. 18579049_10158758024690387_977173267_n Her directed focus in micropigmentation began in 2007, and since then she has performed countless procedures, including over 10,000 eyebrows. As an instructor, Amber developed and implemented fundamental training programs as well as advanced workshops targeting the popular procedure, Microblading. Amber is known for her calming personality and her extensive knowledge on colour in the skin.  Amber holds a CIDESCO designation in medical esthetics and a Marvel Makeup Diploma since 2005. Specialties: Colour & Design Corrections, 3D Areola Medical Tattoos, Microblading and Micropigmentation.

Anna Victoria entered the industry after extensive training and apprenticeships from a number of globally renowned artists before starting her own studio, and now a Co-Owner of The Good Geisha. 18554423_10158758024680387_288893762_n She has performed numerous procedures in pursuit of perfecting the art of cosmetic tattooing.  Having developed a passion for the industry, Anna shares her collection of knowledge by developing and implementing training programs, as well as travelling to different cities to teach the art. Her passion and ambition for perfection is evident through her work. Specialties: Microblading, Micropigmentation, Nanobrow and Scalp Micropigmentation

RAVE ALERT! (solid pun, I know.)

As festival season fast approaches, it’s a good time to ensure your brow game is strong from dusk til dawn! Other popular cosmetic tattoo procedures are lips, eyelids and faux freckles (check out this FF tat video Click Here ).

Look up The Good Geisha for premium Cosmetic Tattooing services in the GTA. For more information on services, location or hours be sure to hit up www.goodgeisha.com

#TBT: Archie’s Weird Mysteries

Before the case of ‘Who Killed Jason Blossom’ the kooky characters of the small town known for it’s pep ‘Riverdale‘ solved stranger cases. I honestly still cannot get over last week’s episode.

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I have been singing this theme song every single time I watch an episode of Riverdale on Netflix, thus in honor of the season finale of the show tonight on The CW I wanted to take it back to ’99 y’all.

D*ck or No D*ck, That Is The Question

If you are reading this at work, my bad, it 100 percent looks like you’re lowkey reading a article about d*cks. I mean, you are but stay with me on this one. Bar trivia is great and all but a more fun way to spend a bar night? Guessing if there is going to be a d*ck pic or not.
The fourth installment of the hit game ‘D*ck or No D*ck’ is coming to The Bovine Sex Club this Thursday   and if you missed the last 3, or have never been to Atomic Lollipop the rules are pretty simple:

1. Two players take the stage
2. The title of a Craigslist personal encounters ad is read
3. Players guess whether it will contain a d*ck pic
4. Winner cocks loser walks

The winner will be taking home…a rather interesting crown? I’m living for events like this one, ones that do not take themselves so seriously.

 

Will 13 Reasons Get A Second Season?

The internet is going nuts as it was announced Sunday that the Netflix hit series ’13 Reasons Why’ would be getting a second season. According to The Hollywood Reporter the series will still very much include Hannah Baker, and the how the characters deal with her suicide.
The show is set to return in 2018, so…is it 2018 yet?

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#FitnessFriday: Join MTV Personality Camila Nakagawa’s Fitness Challenge

MTV’s The Challenge has brought us some FIERCE competitors, and a few duds (ahem Brandon Tindel who quit Rivals 3 and poor Briana to go home with nothing) but one of hose fierce competitors? Image result for camilla the challenge invasionCamila ‘The Camilanator’ Nakagawa whom we have watched over years become a real champion. Now left as the last female champ on season 29 Invasion, Camila has proven herself time, and time again.

Currently filming (or so rumours say), season 30 of The Challenge, Camila has been quiet on social media but always has fitness related posts going up. Which brings us to the Camilanator Challenge.
To be a champ, you have to beat a champ but since none of us are on The Challenge there is the next best thing in this 30 day challenge. For just $99 Camila’s team provides:

  • Custom Diet & Fitness Program
  • Based on Macros
  • Step by Step Instructions
  • Detailed workouts and sample meal plans
  • Video’s demonstrating the exercises contained in the workout plans
  • Both Gym or At Home Programs Available
  • Vegan, Vegetarian & Pescetarian Options also available

By competing in this Camilanator challenge you could win some $$$ too! Winners will be selected by Nakagawa herself, and she will be choosing the 3 challengers with the best transformations during the 30 day period. The challenge will begin May 22nd and end on midnight June 21st. The winners will be announced by June 30th, whereas the winner of The Challenge: Invasion will be announced Tuesday at 9pm on MTV. #TEAMCAMILA

Halsey Announces World Tour + Blesses Us With A New Track

Yeah, yea May The 4th Be With You is cool and all but bbygrrl Halsey really made today special with the release of her new song Eyes Closed from her upcoming album Hopeless Fountain Kingdom. The album which is set to hit iTunes next month, will be accompanied by Halsey’s biggest tour yet with PARTYNEXTDOOR and Charli XCX.

The announcement of the tour is just installment one and I am already way too excited. You can check out Halsey’s new song on Spotify and BELOWWWWWW:

Paris Jackson Lands First Feature Film Role With Nash Edgerton

Determined to break the overwhelming shadow of her late father, the iconic Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson has her sights set on an acting career.

E! News reported that Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson (yea I went for the full name there y’all) has signed on for a feature film from Nash Edgerton, best known for ridiculous stunts  via The Equalizer, American Ultra, The Bling Ring, and The Great Gatsby.

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“The movie — which is set to be a comedy/thriller, and is backed by Amazon Studios — offers up a star-studded cast, with  Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Thandie Newton, and David Oyelowo also attached to the project.The title of the flick is TBD, but Jackson will apparently be playing an “edgy” 20-year-old named Penny, which is more or less the 19-year-old’s aesthetic anyway. Sounds like a fitting choice, and an exciting development for the star-in-the-making”.

The Challenge: Invasion Finale Airs Tonight On MTV

THE FINALS ARE HERE THE FINALS ARE HERE! The only finals I do not have  to study for and am excited about, and you should be too.

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Who is going to take home the win, the Rookies or The Champs? You know I’m rooting for some of the #TMITuesday former features, but I respect a good game too. WE’LL SEE TONIGHT ON MTV.

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