Every week I change my second favourite character on Bob’s Burgers (Gene is #1 in my heart forever). This week it’s Zeke again because he has so many good one-liners, and the trashbag is relateable af.  Let us regale all the time we were actually just Zeke:

Being blunt:

When we lie about changing things after seeing a screenshot of a text convo with a fuckboi and another female: 

When you meet bae:

When you’re pep-talking yourself while drunk at a club: