When I first discovered in the Fall of 2017 that Queen Halsey was dating “rapper” G-Eazy I was thrilled. My brother whom you often see me tweeting at or about predicted when I told him the news that “Eazy would cheat on Halsey”. It seems my brother was right with Halsey dropping some serious hints about the break-up reason. The “Strangers” singer tweeted “pumpkin eater” the day after the breakup was announced by the singer. You know…CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER?

Halsey deserves better than this and we all know it. The silver lining here is sure to be fire new album from the queen in the future and I’m f*cking here for it. Give me that Alanis Morrisette-Jagged Little Pill-feels you know?