This post contains spoilers and terrible Canadian use of Aussie slang.




Oi, mates! If ya haven’t been keeping up with Australian Survivor: Brains vs. Brawn II, you’re missing out on a cracker of a season. We’ve had blindsides, busted bodies, and backstabbing that’d make ya question your own mum’s loyalty. Here’s a rundown of the biggest moments so far!

Early Boots & Shocking Exits

The Brawn tribe came out swinging, with Nash digging up an idol quicker than ya can say “fair dinkum.” First casualty? Candy. Poor sheila never had a chance once Nash put a target on her back, and the tribe gave her the flick.

But things took a brutal turn when Zen, the youngest player in the game, copped a nasty hand injury mid-challenge. The poor bloke was tough as nails, but medical pulled him faster than a dodgy snag off the barbie. His tribe was gutted, and honestly, so was I because hes hot.

Then came Ben’s vanishing act – one minute he was there, next thing ya know, he’s a ghost. Turns out, the poor bugger had a torn calf, then got smacked with pneumonia AND Ross River fever. Talk about getting done dirty.The Game Gets Spicy

Once we hit the merge, things went full-throttle. Myles proved he wasn’t just another pretty face, finding idols like it was a bloody Easter egg hunt. With his best mate Paulie, he played some sneaky moves that had everyone second-guessing their alliances.

AJ continues to be infatuated with DJ/dancer Kate…

Meanwhile, Kaelan put in a legendary performance, smashing four individual immunity wins. If this bloke doesn’t make it to the final, I’ll eat my Akubra. I’m rooting, personally, for our Jungle Rat Myles!

But the best part? The drama at Tribal. Back-to-back vote splits had everyone sweating bullets. The alliances were shakier than a wombat on roller skates, and no one was safe.

Boot Order

Candy Rule

Indy Saleh

Zen Heaton

Kent Miller-Randle

Nash Gendo

Ally Kettle

Rich Hughes

Ursula Rose

Max Wills

Laura Noonan

Ben Bylett

Jesse Noonan

Paul “PD” Dee

Laura Darras

Paul “Paulie” Michael

Karin Gunatilake

Logan Johannisen

Kristin Tomic

What’s Next?

With the game tighter than a tradie’s handshake, we’re in for more chaos, blindsides, and meltdowns. Who’s gonna outwit, outplay, and outlast? No bloody clue, but you can bet it’ll be a ripper of a ride!

Stay tuned, legends – this season is far from over! 🍻🔥