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The finale of Survivor: Australia vs The World was a fair dinkum rollercoaster, mate. After weeks of blindsides, campfire yarns, and a whole lotta scheming, the crown finally went to none other than Parvati Shallow. Yep, the queen bee herself snagged the title of Sole Survivor and the tidy $250K prize to boot. It was a moment fans have been hanging out for—Parvati cementing her legacy on Aussie soil with a win that was basically written in the stars.

(what do we think of my Aussie tongue here?)

But don’t think it was all smooth sailing. The last few days in Fiji brought out every trick in the book, with Cirie, Luke, and Janine trying to hustle their way to the end. Parvati bagged the final immunity necklace like it was her morning coffee run, leaving her tribemates scrambling. Cirie copped the boot in a fire-making battle thanks to Luke’s impressive skills, proving once again that Survivor finales love a bit of drama.

When it came to final tribal, Parvati put on an absolute masterclass. The jury wasn’t just nodding along—they were living for her pitch. With six of the seven votes swinging her way, it was basically a clean sweep. Cirie even said her vote was “purely about the game,” which in Survivor-speak is the ultimate stamp of respect. Luke and Janine may have had heart, but Parvati had the whole bloody package.

And here’s the kicker—Parvati announced this is her last hurrah. Retiring on a win? That’s some mic-drop energy if I’ve ever seen it. She’s walking off into the Survivor sunset as a two-time champ and certified GOAT, leaving us all shouting “legend!” at our TVs. The Aussies brought the heat, but in the end, Parv proved why she’s one of the greatest to ever play.